... of the Lord whose anniversary we celebrate. We gather here about a warm fireside, with the historic yule log blazing— er—figuratively speaking, of course. These logs, naturally, are not historic. They—er—ahem! Ahem!" He floundered. "Still, we gather about them, just the same, warm and snug and full of good cheer. Outside, ... — Mr. Bingle • George Barr McCutcheon
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